Is that Ryan Phillippe modeling the assassin outfit? I know things have been rough since Antitrust, but this just seems desperate.
Atlanta Cutlery and Museum Replicas have scored the rights from Ubisoft to make a whole bunch of Assassin’s Creed clothing and accessories including wristblades, throwing knives, and swords. You know, I don’t want to hear any kids complaining about how they aren’t popular at school. First the Modern Warfare 2 night vision goggles and now this entire assassin uniform. I didn’t have these options as a child — I had to wear regular K-Mart pants to school like everyone else who cried in the bathroom.
Just think about how much damage you could do in the girl’s locker room with night vision goggles, throwing knives, and a tunic. Just a tunic.
Kotaku claims that a full Altair outfit costs around $1,000 dollars, so that could be a stumbling block. How much are people paying for blow jobs these days? Someone ask Ryan Phillippe.
