Here in America, we play our video games with our hands like average people. Over there in Europe, people can do all kinds of things better than us. They can not pay for health care better than us, not shoot each other better than us, and apparently play video games better than us.
I am by no means an authority on video game skill, but when you can play a video game by kicking balls at a target, you enter some kind of third tier populated by a special kind of gamer. Not many people make it to this tier; it’s a bunch of magicians who play video games by doing card tricks, Steve Wiebe, and these Guitar Hero soccer guys.
If you want to try and feel good about yourself after watching this, tell yourself that the people kicking those soccer balls aren’t at all physically fit, more dexterous than your highest level rogue, or attractive. When that doesn’t work, explain to your withered self-worth that it took these guys seventeen games of Guitar Hero on easy before they could complete the song. But I can’t guarantee that will work because they were kicking fucking soccer balls at targets on a wall in sync with a song on Guitar Hero.
