I think I’ve found a gaming shirt equivalent to the emotional impact of Terms of Endearment. That reference is probably not very appropriate for my audience, but I can’t think of a more recent sad movie that stars someone like Jake Gyllenhaal. Was Jar Head sad? Did Jake Jake Gyllenhaal’s character die from cancer?
The point is — this alien autopsy video game shirt makes me sad. I don’t know why. Maybe I’m having an emotional day. Maybe that bowl of Apple Jacks I had for breakfast was a great way to hide the taste of crushed pills. Maybe that cold scalpel and bright light reminds me of my childhood. It is hard to complete any Lego project when you’re constantly being “probed.”
I can't watch.
Look at its little face! Its terrified. I don’t know how I know its terrified because its facial expression never changes, but I just know.
I should probably be glad that our scientists managed to capture one of these aliens before some trigger-happy soldier defending earth disintegrated the entire attacking army. I mean, these aliens were obviously trying to destroy our planet. They were dropping down primitive explosive devices while slowly inching closer to land in a carefully patterned descent. I should be happy that we may finally discover what makes these things tick. Though, truth be told, it doesn’t look like there’s much to em.
I hope the poor thing isn’t alive. Are they holding it down so it doesn’t try to shimmy sideways on that table? There must be an explosives expert at least a couple rooms over encase the alien starts pushing out one of those slender bombs.
If you want to buy one of these shirts and help people remember a time when our government went too far. they are available here. I might get one and hang it in the closet next to my 9/11 shirt just so I never forget.
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Where can I get one ?
Regards,
Philip.