Blizzard should send this Adrianne Curry lady something nice in return for all the free advertising she just gave World of Warcraft. It’s statistically proven that each time a female person claims that she plays a specific video game, the sales and/or membership for that video game go up about two thousand percent. Since Adrianne Curry just claimed that she plays World of Warcraft AND that she plays World of Warcraft naked, Blizzard might experience some server trouble for the rest of the week.
Maybe Blizzard could send her some nice sheets or a fancy mattress. It must be exhausting for Adrianne Curry to come up with new ways to slut herself out on the Internet for attention.
I think we might be jumping to conclusions. There is nothing about this picture that proves she plays World of Warcraft or that she’s naked.
She’s probably wearing underwear, if only to protect her computer chair. Imagine how nasty that chair would get after hours and hours of bare-assed farting into the fabric. What? She probably farts more than half of the people playing World of Warcraft. Look how skinny she is. I bet she had broccoli and a tablespoon of lemon juice for lunch. Imagine how bad that smelled going in. Now imagine how bad it smells coming out.
And what evidence is there that she’s playing World of Warcraft. The headset? There are plenty of things that a female with an attractive voice can do with a headset, and, surprisingly, a lot of those things also involve role playing. That blurry monitor in the background is hardly enough evidence.
For me to believe that this Adrianne Curry lady really plays World of Warcraft naked, I’m going to have to see a video of her playing World of Warcraft for an extended period of time. And to prove that she’s doing this naked, she must periodically rise from her chair, turn to the camera, and do a couple jumping jacks. I look forward to your video response, Adrianne.
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Ugghh, that was so vulgar.