Please, Miss. Could you put your bra back on?
Is he playing a Gameboy while sitting on a Gameboy? You’d think he’d never go back to that tiny screen.
It’s too late now, but he probably should have used that calculator in his pocket to figure out the odds of him ever having sex after this stunt.
But I can relate; I’m almost certain I have those pants and shoes in my closet. I think I wore the jeans last week when I felt like being sad. Those shoes were never marketed to me as specially designed footwear for scaling enlarged versions of hand held electronics. I know because I would have brought that up in every conversation:
“Hey, Bryan. How was your day?”
“MY SHOES CAN CLIMB GIANT ELECTRONICS.”
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