Nick Chester from Destructoid is a big fan of Critter Crunch. I’m a big fan of Critter Crunch. We are both well-adjusted, physically stunning, and mentally “whip crack” smart individuals. We both bought Critter Crunch. What the fuck is wrong with the rest of you?
The developer Capybara is reporting that Critter Crunch isn’t selling that well on PSN. This is a real shame because Capy has been involved with the community since day one via a thread on the Neogaf forum. It’s an even bigger shame because instead of charging upwards of ten dollars for their game, they released it at SEVEN FUCKING DOLLARS. What else costs seven dollars? A meal at Arby’s complete with self-regret? I’m putting the self-regret down as costing two dollars but really it’s priceless.
Let’s say you buy Critter Crunch but only play the multiplayer. Then, in multiplayer, you only play versus. That’s what I do, and the game is still worth more than seven dollars. It’s one of the most fun, addicting, and rewarding multiplayer experiences of the year. This is coming from someone who has no discernible skill.
Maybe people are waiting for the demo, something I think should have been released with the full game. So maybe it’s a little early to scream at everyone. I personally never think it’s too early to scream at everyone, but I’m also not allowed at movie theaters in a five mile radius.
We’ll see what happens after the demo lands next week.
