The new Playlogic game Fairytale Fights drops on PS3 and Xbox360 next week. From the previews, I’ve gathered that it’s a cute but fairly (eh?) mediocre platformer. But, you know, it’s only sixty dollars, so it should sell just fine.
And what’s the best way to advertise your hack and slash platformer that no one really knows about and is releasing next week with a price tag of sixty dollars? Two sets of boobs and a man who has more miles on his dick than a 1960’s Oldsmobile, of course.
Check that Ron Jeremy busting out the rhyming couplets. That’s reward he gets for exercising his tongue so thoroughly over the years.
And what do the two pornstars do as their very best moves in an advertisement for a video game? Does the trailer jump into the game and show each character doing something awesome like decapitating a dwarf or spitting acid on the Billy Goat’s Gruff? I’m sure that would have happened, but the time got used up by slutty Snow White doing some sort of speed dance and trashy Little Red Riding Hood tearing her bra off with one hand.
When I first saw her make that face, I thought she found a cookie or something in her top. Imagine my surprise.
I guess this video is supposed to be controversial and create some buzz around the game. but I think it comes off as a weak attempt to do just that. And the tiny blip of gameplay at the end doesn’t help educate gamers about a game that’s for sale in less than a week.
YEAH! KISS HER HOT FACE. MORE LIKE "FAIRYTALE FUCKS!" AM I RIGHT?!?!
