Being a scrawny weakling on the verge of muscular dystrophy, I don’t know much about hand to hand combat. If I was ever forced to compete in some type of fisticuffs, like if someone was trying to delete all my Pokemon, the combat would most definitely be inside and as far away from the street as possible.
So I’m not the biggest authority on the new Street Fighter IV Snuggie blanket cloak thing that people can buy with actual money. I understand that once you use this real money to purchase a Street Fighter IV Snuggie, the money is gone forever and can’t be used to buy food or a game of jacks or a blanket not covered in characters from Street Fighter IV. Buying one of these things seems like a risky venture.
It's like seeing your first dragon.
There you go. It exists. Is it being sold next to an Elvis Presley Snuggie? I guess you’re supposed to buy the Street Fighter IV Snuggie, wear it around until you lose all your friends, and then purchase the Elvis Presley Snuggie to prepare for your inevitable drug overdose.
From here, all those fighters crammed together on the front of that snuggie looks a little dirty. Ken is making a pretty suggestive face, and I can’t tell for sure if M. Bison is wearing pants. I wonder which is a bigger market — kids who love Street Fighter IV enough to wear this thing or people who enjoy draping themselves in a blanket that’s covered by naked cartoon characters. I guess someone did a lot of research and figured out that kids were a bigger market, but I wonder how close it was.
