Remember when I postulated that Kojima Productions spends a lot of time hunting vampires? No? Come on, people. What if I was Jigsaw or whatever from those Saw movies and that question was the one thing keeping your feet out of an industrial sewing machine? In that one situation that would never happen, this is serious business.
Now I have evidence to backup my vampire theory. So everyone who said that this website would never include any real, breaking news because it’s too flooded with words like “projectile,” “vagina,” “lesion,” “ass,” “stupid,” and “hypothalamus,” are eating their words with their stupid vagina-ass hypothalami …mouths.
Brad Rice from Destrutoid reports that Hideo Kojima is judging a Twilight fanart contest. I checked it out, and the contest has nothing to do with drawing the way some trees look before dark. This means that the contest must involve fan-drawn pictures of teenage vampires who are unaware of how lucky they are that their teenage years don’t revolve around boycotting school dances.
Could Kojima make it any more obvious that he is after the blood-drinking undead? First he takes a company photo that’s straight out of the storyboard for Blade 4: Japan Pandemonium and now he’s judging a fanart contest for Twilight, the most popular vampire documentary series ever made. He should judge a True Blood fanart contest next and then a stake carving contest.
Kojima will award the winner a signed copy of Metal Gear Solid 4. I think at this point it’s clear that this copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 will be signed in blood. The only question that remains is — who’s blood?
