Does your girlfriend or boyfriend refuse to strip naked, put on glasses, spandex, a long black wig, and then dance around in front of you while you push buttons on an Xbox 360 controller? I can’t really help you with that problem, but I can show you what Bayonetta looks like stripped down to her most intimate parts.
Is the picture I’m about to show you NSFW? Good question.
I probably should have mentioned that I meant “Not Safe For Weirdos” instead of “Not Safe For Work.” I hope a bunch of weirdos didn’t think I meant “not safe for work” because now they’re probably all fixated on kidnapping people that look exactly like colorless Bayonetta.
And I didn’t lie when I said that she is stripped down to her most intimate parts. When we are stripped of all color, it’s only then that we find true intimacy. I think that’s a Martin Luther King quote. It’s from his early stuff.
I am curious about her lack of nipples in that picture. Are her nipples painted on? Does the hair actually form the nipple? Everyone who is at all attracted to Bayonetta might want to take that into consideration.
Those teal hands are an early warning that the finished product has the ability to give gamers blue-balls. In some ways this version is even more erotic than the colorless one above. At least this image has clear markings where nipples are supposed to go; that might be enough for a lot of people.
These images come from Platinum Games’s Flickr Account. Don’t bother looking through it for actual naked images of Bayonetta, I already wasted that five minutes for you.